Oh, God...

It's been 3 months since my last confession, Father. I'm an incredibly, dirty, filthy whore. Cleanse me, dear God. Sway me from the shameful sins of the human flesh. Rescue me, Holy Father, from this wicked, tempting, secular world. I'm buring in the sinews of fornication and perversion. Please, oh Jehovah, turn my ungodly life around. Purge me of that new-age disease. Thy rod can comfort me, all night long that is. Fill me with that holy dick, Father. I want to be cleansed. I want to be fucking cleansed!!!! Fuck my sinful, little brains out, goddamnit! Make me whole again. Take me back to the innocence of my childhood. Restore my virginity forevermore. Restore my virginity, then make me come all over the place. You can do it, Father. OOHHHH, YEAH!!! YOU CAN DO IT, FATHER. OH, YEAH...YES!!!! FGEYHHDJSJSUEUE! Make me whole! Make me holy, yeah, just like that! I want to know what holiness is. Teach me you stud. Teach me right. I've been a bad, little secular girl. Fuck me until I'm right. Turn the other cheek, Father. You know what that means. Oh, YEAH!!!!!!! PURGE!!!! DEEPER! PURGE ME!!! PLUNGE ME! TEACH ME,FATHER!!! OH, YES! FUCK YES!! OOHHHHHHHH! NO, YEAH, NOT THERE, THERE!!!! HAHAHA, YEAAHHHH!! YEEHAWWW!! FUCK ME! OH, YES, FUCK ME, FATHER! OOH...OOH...OOHH, YEAH! Yeah! OOOOHHHH!!! AHHH! Ahh...OOHH, YEAH! Ahh... Alright, that'll be $250, Father!